Country Road Tripper Prints

"Here out West there are so many incredible places to smoke."

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Exit Next Left

Inflating Boobs.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Valet park only"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Route 666