Country Road Tripper Prints

"Here out West there are so many incredible places to smoke."

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Exit Next Left

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Inflating Boobs.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Route 666

"Valet park only"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."