Country Life Appreciator Prints

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

'Come on guys, I think I saw him go that way!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"This is a rough neighbourhood!"

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."

'Hey Wayne!'

'Hey, here come the hicks from the ant farm.'

What's the best way to stop your milk from going sour?

'...and yet,I believe there's a dark side to this carefree, rural life.'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Gentleman Farmer and his Farm Worker.

'One day son, this will all be foxes.'

She died doing what she loved...

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Bird Song.

Heaven's Way

"Yup, a pro sports franchise could sure turn this place's economy around."

'I never thought I would say this but maybe there was something to be said for Fox Hunting!'

"Sure, you can camp in my field. It'll save me building a scarecrow."

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Please Drove Carefully.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'