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My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

I fart more than that!

The Moo-Walk

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

A cow's bedside table.

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'