Countess At Heart T-Shirts

Countess

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Why we need poetry. . .

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Holding hands

Dancing in pyjamas

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Tea of Love

Gooseberry Fool...

Frog flirting.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Dating is so expensive...

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

The wife whisperer.