Counseling Fan Prints

"I feel we've had a good session today."

'Don't you be dissing the Ho' now!'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Personal Relationship Counsellor

Support groups for car repairs.

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'Sharing the same skin-type is fine. But, as a basis for a stable marriage...'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'

Early career fair

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

So...who is your provider ?

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

'There's nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Death, death, death! That's all he ever talks about!"