Councilor T-Shirts

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

'I see you have a history of vandalism. You're just the sort we're looking for.'

Twin Towns/Cloning

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'I haven't done anything for the unemployed. Can we say I've created 'countless' jobs?'

'Rex is saying that, in dog years, he's old enough to sit on the panel.'

'Well, they certainly caught you kipping!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Licensed Therapist

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

America, are we learning anything?

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."