Cough Drop Donor Prints

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

Obscene Hollywood phone call

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"Gesundheit!"

American Red Cross and Pub

'No, you should not get ready to ascend the throne. It's just a head cold.'

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

Grapes Drinking Blood

"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon."

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

"I'm sorry. This morning we donated $500 to the Borg."

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Sperm bank 'Thank you for coming'

'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'

Reunion of organ donors

Organ Replacement Unit.

"Dinner was absolutely delicious, and thanks again for the bombers."

"Perhaps the gentleman would rather contribute in the privacy of my GoFundMe page."

'It was hard enough keeping tack of people's children, now I need to keep track of their symptoms.'

I'm giving plasma.

Man explaining why he prefers snuff to smoking

Blood Bank

"You don't have to do the mic drop move every time you chase a squirrel up a tree."

'I've no time for the ice buck nonsense. I'll just continue donating to charity in my own quiet way.'

Children of the Cough