Couch Potato Turned Fitness Buff Pillows

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Couch Potatoes

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Happy Brithday

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

Funny, isn't it? The TV screens get flatter and your belly gets rounder.