Couch Potato Turned Fitness Buff Pillows

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Couch Potatoes

Happy Brithday

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Funny, isn't it? The TV screens get flatter and your belly gets rounder.

Yawn