Couch Potato Sympathizer Pillows

'He does lack social skills.'

"I'd like you to stay,son, but you've reached 'Fully Depreciated' status."

"This year at tax time I'm going to claim him as my child."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Origins Of Evolution

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"In da house"

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."