Couch Potato Reformer Pillows

'The doctor said he needed more activity. So I hide his TV remote three times a week.'

'The doctor said he needed more activity, so I hide his TV remote three times a week.'

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

"The good thing about you doing a daily 30 minute walk, is it's 30 minutes when you're not stuffing your face."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Football Accident.

"You complete me."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

A reader asks, "Dr. Ernie, is there a name for the children of couch potatoes?" Sure. Tater Tots.

'I guess it's true that pets do assume the traits of their owners.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'I wait on him hand and foot and foot and foot and ...'

"She died doing what she loved."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"I'm not really a finicky eater, but someone has to maintain some standards around here."

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

Workout motivation.

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

"Hibernation's over, Liam, football's started again!"

Sloth...

Jehovah's World Cup Interruptors

'It helps him realize I'm being serious.'

My brother in law, he gave us the shirt off his back, unfortunately he was still in it.

'First you say read more, watch TV less. Then when I read a book you try to figure out what's wrong with me.'

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

'When we win the lottery we'll get someone to do that.'

"Brian's New Year's resolution is to spend more time on the treadmill."