Couch Potato Dreamer Prints

Dreams can come true. Especially the boring ones.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

It's hammerhead time

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Campaign 2016

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"There's the remote!"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"This isn't what the doctor meant when he recommended adopting a Mediterranean diet."

'I used to worry that he'd run off with another woman. These days, I worry that he won't.'

Funny, isn't it? The TV screens get flatter and your belly gets rounder.

Stayed home and kicked back

Nurture boy

"Lift your stems."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"I just had him bolted to the floor."

'Don had become a real couch potato.'