Couch Potato Dreamer Gifts

Dreams can come true. Especially the boring ones.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Lockdown Brain

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

It's hammerhead time

Campaign 2016

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"There's the remote!"

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

Stayed home and kicked back

'I used to worry that he'd run off with another woman. These days, I worry that he won't.'

Funny, isn't it? The TV screens get flatter and your belly gets rounder.

Nurture boy

"Lift your stems."

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"I just had him bolted to the floor."