Couch Potato Commentator Mugs

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"He's like a computer, works for five minutes then he crashes."

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Happy Brithday

"In da house"

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."