Couch Potato Celebrant Gifts

"Exercising you right not to exercise is not exercise."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

It's hammerhead time

Campaign 2016

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"He's fine, Ma'm."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

Funny, isn't it? The TV screens get flatter and your belly gets rounder.