Couch Petter Extraordinaire Mugs

'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

How the goat got square eyes.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I see a couch."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

I love thunderstorms!

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'I'm worried about Junior. He's so lazy he won't even take his own selfie.'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

"No incumbents were harmed in the passage of this stimulus package...."

'We added on to the couch.'

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

The Snooze-a-thon.

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"I hate the wide screen, but it's good exercise for my neck."

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

"They went together, doctor!"

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"