Couch Nappers Gifts

"I do wish you wouldn't bring your work from the House of Commons home with you."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"He's never up before eleven."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Off-Season

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

I love thunderstorms!

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

The Collective Unconscious

Half asleep.

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

An Excellent Excuse.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.