Couch Nappers Gifts

"I do wish you wouldn't bring your work from the House of Commons home with you."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"He's never up before eleven."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Off-Season

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

I love thunderstorms!

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

The Collective Unconscious

Half asleep.

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

An Excellent Excuse.

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).