Couch Explorer Prints

Finding yourself

Man watches a kite on television that he is flying from inside.

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Dept. of Archeology. Hey, look what I found under the couch cushion!

'I suppose he gets lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory.'

'There wasn't any change in the cushions, but guess what I did find?'

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

'I move that our investment club meet here next Wednesday, whereupon we will once again check under the cushions.'

The Modern Tourist

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"Ouch! What's fallen into the couch this time?"

"Who says there's no magic in our marriage? Isn't the TV remote constantly disappearing?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Studies show foods work miracles!

TV-Man

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Goal!"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Binge Watch

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'