Couch Cowboy Pillows

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

High Riders of the Old West

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"