Couch Coaches Mugs

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

TV-Man

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

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"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"When did this game get started?"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

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