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'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I love my luvvie."

Get a Life

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Tenafly International Film Festival

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.