Cotton Candy Prints

World's Best Mom. . .

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Chocolate Shop

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Easter Candy Island.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."