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'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

A Masked Ball

"There's always a position for a specialist."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

Hog Futures

John Woodvine

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Cotton candy

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"I see no new taxes, followed by some new taxes."

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'