Cosy Conversationist Prints

'Just ignore him. He can be really frosty first thing in the morning.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Why we need poetry. . .

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Crow and fox

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Snow is falling...

Jokes machine.

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

The Algonquin Round Table

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'I just like tequila for the worm.'