Costume Drama Aficionado Gifts

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

My mum likes watching costume dramas.

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pirate

Champagne

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cut!

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Scarpia from Tosca

Blue Dress and Feather

A little bird told me...

Mikado

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

A man washing a mascot costume

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I think he's lonely.'