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'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Tut and Carmen.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

The height of fashion in 1796

Champagne

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cut!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Modern Major General

Advocado

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Useless add-ons.

Reginald Bunthorne

A little bird told me...

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"How should we divide the teams?"

Falstaff

Silly wig.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'