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"I think you've got the wrong idea about going Dutch!"

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

Earl wins first prize, for the most original costume.

Panto Horse on the Subway

'Deviled ham. Deviled egg. Oh thank goodness! Devil's food cake.'

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Come on in, Arnold. I see you've made an ass of yourself again.'

'Great fancy dress party, isn't it?' 'Fancy dress party?'

"Every Halloween barbeque he goes way over the top."

"Liquor" Treat

"Didn't make it home from the Eurovision party again this year, then...?"

"This is the scariest costume I've seen yet ... it makes me look 10 pounds heavier."

Stepping out on Halloween.

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Bat

Tree frog

Knight

Tiger Costume

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Fancy dress

Katisha

Doctor Bartolo

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

Put Together a Dope Halloween Costume

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"Fortunately for the turkeys, Frank never really got the hang of hunting."

"Trust me. It's the new black!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Would you care to come back to my house? I think you'll be pleasantly surprised when I take off this ridiculous Halloween costume. ! !

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

'Okay. Let me re-phrase that...is there a REAL doctor in the house?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."