Costume Comedy Fanatic Pillows

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'I think he's lonely.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Un ballo in maschera

Tiger Costume

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

Snail Man

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Sharks hate practical jokes.