Costco Explorer Pillows

"It's time to take away you Costco card."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Reality of Parenthood

Plane Yogurt.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

You are what you eat

"But wait, there's more."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.