Costco Explorer Pillows

Transylvanian backpackers.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Plane Yogurt.

Reality of Parenthood

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

You are what you eat

"But wait, there's more."

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.