Cost-sensitive Pillows

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Sale.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Crisis Buzz.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

I think I can...

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Sam's Nation Building

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

Avocado Prices

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

January Sales

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'