Cost Of Living Savvy Pillows

"Do you have any idea what kind of gas mileage you were getting?"

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"I just..."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

Money down the drain.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

You've done it again, Harry.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Wall St. Glitterati

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

No Frills Psychiatrist.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

Wallpapering.

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.

Spiralling inflation

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

Change Management Seminar Changed to 7th Floor

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

Penny Pinching