Cost-effective Shopping Prints

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Sale.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Crisis Buzz.

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

The Bargain Brand

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

How much would you take off for cash?

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Fine artist has methodically lowered the price of his art.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"