Cost Calculator Prints

'We strongly recommend you buy the service plan.'

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

Business Meeting

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

"What comes after zillion?"

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

Blaise Pascal

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

Duel Fuel?

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

Birthday cakes for Dieters...

Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.

"Your father suffers from 'Notip Arthritis'. It's characterized by a stiffening of the waitress."

What are the chances?

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages