Cosplay Crafter Pillows

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Demure lady with gloves

Tut and Carmen.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Victorian Lady

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Rocking horse

Happy Easter

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Silly wig.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Epic Battles

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.