Cosmos Catwalk Queen T-Shirts

'But what is the universe for?'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

A Manicure

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Von Trapp family masks

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Are there space-babes?"

God creating the galaxy.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

"Good heavens, you're right - it's a brand-new galaxy made entirely of deleted digital photos."

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"I told you not to make fun of primitive life-forms! Now these idiots are killing each other in your name!"