Cosmic Travel Prints

Save Our Universe

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.