Cosmic Culinary Explorer Pillows

The Origins of Everything

Flying Sauces

Flying sauces.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Try to guess the continent dining...

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Before/After

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Sauce for the Goose

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

French wine

Important Food Groups

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'Men order. . . women shop.'