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"Uh oh, we've landed near a nest ... Hand me the bug spray."

Astronaut following a sign to a camping area.

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Who can we call?"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"It could never work between us."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Space travel