Cosmic Camper Mugs

"Uh oh, we've landed near a nest ... Hand me the bug spray."

Astronaut following a sign to a camping area.

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Who can we call?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It could never work between us."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Moon and Star

Astronaut

"Disney will flip!"

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

Life in the fastest lane.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.