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"If I don't look old enough to have a fourteen year old daughter, why do I need your stuff?"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

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'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

What price beauty?

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

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"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Botox."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

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