Cosmetic Fan Prints

"My hair is taking too long to grow so let's shorten my face."

"Apologies for my barking, Janet. I didn't recognize you without your foundation makeup, wig, ridiculously fake eyelashes and caterpillar eyebrows." "Dude's got a point."

Where powdered milk comes from...

'Yeah, he got rid of the crow's feet... but I can still see the tracks!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Hairstyles

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"You must be new around here, pardner."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Holstein spotting kit.

"You've got some beard in your food."

Lipstick hiccups

"No?"

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"