Cosmetic Enhancement Enthusiast T-Shirts

Beauty fades, but implants last forever.

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

What price beauty?

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Woman applying makeup

Desert Dermatologist

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.