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Bag Man

Book Shop: How to Make Big Bucks Selling 'Access' In Washington, DC.

'J. Dudley - 20 years in public office without a single criminal investigation.'

'Remember, the key is to get to him before lobbyists do!'

Who plays football ?

'Oh, sure, he's part of the checks and balances: He gets plenty of checks and his bank balances are great.'

THIEFA

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Steve Bannon

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good boy."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

A Little Extra

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Legalish

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'