Corruption Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'He likes to power nap.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes

Men's business romper.

Farm Humor.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The Trojan Beagle.

Happy Hour

Bangers and Mash

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.