Correction Fluid Collector Mugs

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Servicemen.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

A Rifle Competition in the North

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Count Von Moltke.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Sergeant Stripes

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Jazz Bagpipes

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Work clothes.

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'Call for back-up.'