Corporate Wedding Enthusiasts Prints

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

The MBA Draft

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"We have an acronym!"

Parade of Businessmen

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Trade Show Sherpas

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I think you might need to start again."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"The scowl might just be what this place needs."

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

Greed.

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

His and Hers Wedding

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)