"I like that new chap Jenkins. Seems to be a good listener."
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The Anti-Agent
Barks in code.
The MBA Draft
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
"Ok, I found a secure line."
'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'
Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"
Licensed to grill.
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.
'I'm counter - intelligence'
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
The EP-21 spy plane.
Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
"You wouldn't believe the things I know."
Elusive Shadow.
"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."
Emergency Disguise at the CIA
Top Secret - Destroy before reading.
'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'
NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'
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