Corporate Seminars Mugs

"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

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Bo're'droom

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Lethal Presentation

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Teamwork

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."