Corporate Revolutionary Mugs

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Responsibility and duties

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting