Corporate Renegade Mugs

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Bad Career Move

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

Time's running out for Africa

'There's talk of innovation out here. Winds of change are headed your way. Lock your door, pull the shades and hide under your desk.'

Philosophers On Strike

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"NAY!!"

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."