Corporate Promotion Prints

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Our products are cheesy and I'm most proud of that."

'It looks like Ferguson knows where the bodies are buried.'

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

'See? The clash of corporate cultures wasn't so great after all!'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Women Supporting Women!"

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Work/Life Balance

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

The adoration of the gels.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Bo're'droom